tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22688010100233573752011-11-29T19:05:06.191-05:00Smells like an Onion, looks like a comic bookDiaboliquenoreply@blogger.comBlogger1891100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-58392252384462437542008-12-31T01:41:00.004-05:002008-12-31T01:50:46.294-05:00

Scott Pilgrim makes the move to DC, manages Fantom Comics.Any one with information leading to his apprehension prior to film production should contact Edgar Wright. Please? Seriously. Please.

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-63740850964222772112008-09-05T08:58:00.000-05:002008-09-05T08:59:08.657-05:00

No. We're not gone.(Makes you wonder what we're up to, doesn't it?)

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-72904282367670304552008-06-29T09:40:00.006-05:002008-12-10T12:35:05.695-05:00

CULVER CITY, CA. - Artist Michael Turner, founder of Aspen Studios, achieved immortality as of June 28. Accompanied by Fathom, Soulfire, Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) and Sara Pezzini (aka Witchblade), he was escorted to a higher plane following a long battle with cancer.Turner achieved fame with his work at Top Cow Studios, creating the definitive look of several female characters. He has long been

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-60844613342631671692008-06-08T15:49:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:05.830-05:00

Word on the street is that there's an all-new Question running around Gotham, working glove-in-glove with a nasty group of religious fanatics. We at BPD were naturally a little concerned, so we went out to bring you this installment of Ask the Question. This time, it's BPD's turn.BPD: Good evening, Question.Q: Hurm.BPD: You okay?Q: Yeah. Had a frog in my throat.BPD: We heard that your recent

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-22062992186081549042008-06-08T07:55:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:05.932-05:00

BPD was lucky to land an exclusive interview with Dr. Robert Bruce Banner and his alter-ego, the Incredible Hulk. The upcoming film by Louis Leterrier stars Edward Norton as the gamma-irradiated scientist; Banner assented to doing publicity for the movie as "community service" for the recent World War Hulk debacle.BPD: Dr. Banner, what did you think of the movie?BANNER: Oh, you know, they got

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-52117890627596228192008-06-02T09:47:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:06.210-05:00

WYCKO, MN. - Citizens of this far-northern farming community were simultaneously proud and dismayed to find that a New God had chosen their home when it came his time to die. Identified as Stellar (a previously unknown and unworshipped New God), the dying super-entity's final words were (to paraphrase) "damn this sucks" and "dying... me! I'm a friggin' New God!""We didn't know what to make of it,

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-28720060043589772252008-05-27T13:41:00.001-05:002008-05-27T13:41:01.551-05:00

DATELINE UNKNOWN - We here at BPD love a good rumor, and boy, did we hear one this week. Seems that long-bygone superhero the High (who reportedly imitated a bug on SkyWatch's "windshield" a few years ago) may not be as bygone as believed."I saw this... um, sort of glass tube," reported our source. "It was full of, of, red glop, I guess. Sorta made me nauseous looking at it, 'cause it was, uh,

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-90070983311146314692008-05-15T15:04:00.007-05:002008-12-10T12:35:06.486-05:00

ASBURY PARK, NJ - Local barfly Randall "Gumball" Greeves admitted that the present onslaught of Skrull warriors is pretty much his fault."A couple years ago, I was sittin' next to this guy down at the Low Tide Bar 'n Grill," Greeves said. "He was kinda green and had this bumpy chin, but he was buyin', so I listen to him. He says his people are ridin' him to come up with some big idea--something

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-29611254969453761332008-05-12T08:52:00.004-05:002008-12-10T12:35:06.809-05:00

NEW YORK CITY - Covering the latest crisis to afflict the Big Apple (and, okay, the rest of the world too), Bugles Planet Daily has found that most New Yorkers have largely ignored the invasion by waves of new-fangled Super-Skrulls and Skrull shock troops."Hey, dis is New York, know what I'm sayin'?" said taxi driver Vito "the Big D" DeNardo. "I seen Galactus fifty yards off the hood of my cab--

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-2584018717983478922008-04-30T08:13:00.013-05:002008-12-10T12:35:07.196-05:00

Lets get right to it. Finally. I don’t think that was loud enough. FINALLY! A comic book movie that is everything a comic book movie should be. The Iron Man biopic is sublime, made of awesome and so good you can taste it. Mmmm peaches…In many circles I am known as a Superhero Movie Hater. Seriously. Check any episode of Fantastic Forum, or read my rants in this very publication and you will find

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-23604869082004287692008-04-28T07:46:00.002-05:002008-04-28T09:52:34.418-05:00

Much Better Versions of Modern Superheroes Crash in Savage LandSAVAGE LAND - Both groups calling themselves Avengers got a nasty shock in the Savage Land last week as the investigation of a spaceship crash turned up something unimaginable. Roughly two dozen superheroes emerged from the wreck--except that these survivors seem to be a flashback to the recent past: all of them are "versions" of

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-82433780268593871842008-04-23T08:12:00.006-05:002008-12-10T12:35:07.477-05:00

"...waiting for her to ‘get nekkid’ seemed like a good idea..."BOSTON, MA – In a hastily organized press conference at Boston Mass General Hospital, Police spokesman, Brett Rogers gave details on a botched police operation:"As part of the ongoing efforts to enforce tougher immigration controls among the US Meta-human community, The White House issued a deportation order for the superhero known as

Roberto Ortizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00509150401297457740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-78824596204669879322008-04-23T08:10:00.001-05:002008-12-10T12:35:07.739-05:00

SUICIDE SLUM - One fateful night, while evading Jack of the Royal Flush Gang, (and tossing a marked deck into the sewer) this reporter stumbled onto an unprecedented scene. A space-time rift opened, blue-white light shining from a vortex seven feet high. From the rift came a red-haired man dressed in a gray prison jumpsuit. He barely had a second to compose himself before another, heavier,

Jon Hexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13599387638866026637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-12858599705859921162008-04-17T07:34:00.004-05:002008-12-10T12:35:07.946-05:00

METROPOLIS - A giant monster described as a "freaky turtle thing" attacked and seriously injured an equally giant fellow who appeared to be minding his own business, according to eyewitnesses."Yeah, dude, this scaly green [bleep!] shows up and whangs this stony-face [bleep!] like my pops at the bar on a payday," said 'urban poet' Franco Hsi Jefferson. "I mean, boom, son! Then all hell's bustin'

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-86966932541124885972008-04-14T09:45:00.001-05:002008-12-10T12:35:08.159-05:00

Entertainment Reporter Kayode Kendall catches up with mega-mogul Tony Stark to talk the upcoming film and discover who's curtains match the carpetKK: So Tony, how excited are you about your new Biopic coming out next month?TS: It’s a lifelong dream to have my exploits immortalized on the silver screen. And I think we can all agree it’s about f—kin’ time. There’s a Man-Thing movie for cryin’ out

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-8752128654194531482008-04-14T08:09:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:08.307-05:00

Tantalizing Hints Begin to Add UpNEW YORK CITY - It has been one of the great mysteries for those of us who cover the superhero community. How does Wolverine manage to turn up just about everywhere? We've confirmed he isn't a teleporter, his claws cannot cut holes in spacetime, and (despite being packed full of adamantium) he isn't a robot.What does that leave? The answer is staggeringly obvious:

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-41271401293525226622008-04-07T10:20:00.007-05:002008-04-07T15:05:53.857-05:00

WASHINGTON DC (EARTH 51) - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have determined that continuing the morticoccus inoculation program (announced three weeks ago in BPD) would be "a waste of time."Health Secretary G. Rimreeper said, in a press conference today, "We thought that an aggressive inoculation program would contain this 31st century sentient virus, but apparently we were wrong.

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-71218182192889781452008-04-07T09:07:00.002-05:002008-12-10T12:35:09.119-05:00

HARD CALL- Covering the Wild Card Outbreak in Colorado Bugles Planet Daily is very pleased to welcome Jonathan Tipton-Clarke (aka Jonathan Hive or "Bugsy"), whose liveblogged “Hard Call” series for Dabel Worldwide Press has earned major journalistic attention. Jonathan is currently a participant in the AMERICAN HERO TV series. Jonathan, welcome to BPD!So how did you happen to cover this story?

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-83687753412839346522008-04-01T11:30:00.015-05:002008-12-10T12:35:09.621-05:00

We don't normally do this at BPD but when we got the news—from a Disney intern no less—we just had to share it. Edgar Wright (director Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead) and Bryan Lee O'Malley (creator Scott Pilgrim series) are no longer associated with the upcoming Scott Pilgrim film project. Taken over by Disney, the project is now entitled Scott Pilgrim Can’t Lose and will be directed by David S.

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-74941734875481825642008-03-31T09:35:00.013-05:002008-12-10T12:35:10.249-05:00

SUPER POWERED NEWS BITESHarry Sampson The Real Homer?After a twenty year battle Harry Sampson, the newly announced 'original face of Homer Simpson,' has finally been acknowledged by Simpsons creator Matt Groening. Of course, the payout of a $20 settlement will help too—possibly with tonight's dinner."They mocked my visage and my speech to create that dufus. I hope the loss of twenty bucks will

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-83726410209045555882008-03-24T10:00:00.000-05:002008-03-24T09:02:11.518-05:00

Comic Book Brain Trust!Three Great Comics Bloggers!One Big Mouth Chicks!and A Dancing Robot!See members of the BPD Crew, live!(and be on the lookout for a BPD Newscast coming soon)FOR MORE VISIT DCFANTASTICFORUM.COM(forgive me for being a bit of a jerk in the beginning. I was having a realityTV moment)

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-8350059020635088072008-03-24T09:00:00.001-05:002008-12-10T12:35:10.414-05:00

BUGLES PLANET DAILY is proud to bring you a "behind the scenes" interview with John Fortune (JF), Sam Washburn (SW) and Michael Vogali (DB). All three men are part of AMERICAN HERO, the first reality show to feature aces and jokers; John and Sam are literally behind the scenes, while Michael is a contestant.Who will be the first American Hero? Well, we don't answer that here, but we have lots of

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-10364553972560498872008-03-19T07:30:00.005-05:002008-12-10T12:35:10.917-05:00

APOKOLIPS - Local gambling dens are gloomy over the protracted existence of James B. Olsen of Metropolis, Earth. Oddsmakers put the redhead's chances of survival at 500-1 last year, but now are lucky to take action at 3-2."What can I tell you, the kid's like a weed," mutters Draka Soob, proprietor of a nameless betting parlor in the shadow of Darkseid's 17th-largest statue. "We keep expecting to

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-34539769273340791192008-03-14T14:30:00.004-05:002008-12-10T12:35:11.104-05:00

Is This Not the End? Experts Disagree.METROPOLIS - Scientists at STAR Labs announced today that the pending "Final Crisis" may not, in fact, be final at all."We've found no reason to believe that these 'Crisis' events won't recur on a semi-regular basis," said Dr. Emil Hamilton, noted friend of Superman and all-around smart guy. "Our chaotic math team estimates that by 2009, 2010 at the outside,

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-37973454393476830812008-03-14T03:22:00.001-05:002008-12-10T12:35:11.404-05:00

NEW YORK CITY - Local authorities today confirmed that the species lupus majorus malificus (aka Big Bad Wolf) remains on the endangered species list."We've heard around town that the wolves just aren't making the scene the way they used to," said Animal Control Commissioner Frederick B. Avery. "Used to be you could see whole packs of them at '21' and ritzy joints all over Manhattan. Could be the

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-25917651457805750182008-03-13T11:25:00.004-05:002008-12-10T12:35:11.560-05:00

LOCATION CLASSIFIED - In a rare chat with BPD reporters, Bruce Banner today said, "I didn't think the war would end the way it did."Citing a lack of planning, Banner added that, "My Warbound allies bought into the blood-and-vengeance kick I was on. It was pretty heady, we were all in the big ship talking about how we'd beat down so-and-so... it was kind of a rush, you know? I mean, there I was,

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-23534982457278704972008-03-13T07:50:00.006-05:002008-12-10T12:35:12.337-05:00

You've been watching the contest for months-- now find out some juicy info from the folks behind the scenes at AMERICAN HERO! BPD has interviews on the way with Jonathan (Bugsy) Hive, blogger and living wasp-swarm, and Drummer Boy, lead singer/percussionist of Joker Plague.It's one of our best and biggest interviews yet-- so stay tuned!Visit the site-- and read more about the nation's first

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-73970051405352888122008-03-12T15:20:00.002-05:002008-12-10T12:35:12.689-05:00

A Public Health Service Announcement from Your Friends at BPD! Don't be late--get your Morticoccus inoculation now. Morticoccus (aka the harbinger of the Great Disaster) is a lethal, fast-acting "smart virus" capable of overwhelming even the most resistant organisms. Professor Ray Palmer, most recently of Ivy Town University, has devised a vaccine and administered it to key individuals throughout

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-31511606337535748022008-03-12T09:53:00.003-05:002008-12-10T12:35:12.887-05:00

SALEM CENTER, N.Y. - Professor Charles Xavier, headmaster and public spokesman of the Xavier Institute for Gifted Youngsters, as well as the sponsor of several teams of X-Men, has been shot and is in critical condition.Speaking on behalf of the X-Men, Scott Summers announced, "Professor Xavier is in the intensive care facility of a hospital we choose not to name, for their own protection. His

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-70001199346269000672008-03-11T14:28:00.005-05:002008-12-10T12:35:13.339-05:00

"It Ain't Us," Insist Sneaky Shapeshifting AliensNEW YORK CITY - Speaking at the United Nations earlier today, representatives of the fragmented Skrull Empire reassured the media that they are, in fact, not to blame for the "messed up" state of affairs."Sure, it's easy to blame the aliens--we're green and have pointy ears, we MUST be the bad guys, right?" said M'Yk K'rree, spokesbeing for the

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-77231985240850836912008-03-11T14:17:00.006-05:002008-12-10T12:35:13.525-05:00

"Blue and Gold" Re-Team with Award-Winning Scribe!METROPOLIS - Booster Gold and Blue Beetle, past members of the Justice League, were reunited this past week with Keith Giffen, former JLA correspondent and close friend to both. Giffen covered an early "untold tale" of the two heroes, wherein they struggle to join the JLA."It was just like old times," Beetle said. "Nobody tells our stories the way

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-24343174466608218072008-03-11T14:10:00.007-05:002008-12-10T12:35:13.964-05:00

Artist-creator Dave Stevens, best known for chronicling the adventures of '40s-era hero The Rocketeer, was taken into the clouds by his hero and has not been seen since.Close friends say Stevens had suffered from a serious health problem in recent years, but that it didn't affect his optimistic, upbeat way of seeing the world.An artist and illustrator since the mid-1970s, Stevens, 53, enjoyed

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-79212038374062695922008-02-26T20:28:00.006-05:002008-03-21T18:14:05.055-05:00

NEW YORK- Apparently The Avengers don't read Evites.Tony Stark rented out Butter last night for his annual birthday celebration, and this humble reporter counted less that two dozen partygoers."I think I know what happened," the beleaguered birthday boy bemoaned. "I e-mailed the invitations on the day that Ultron business happened. Maybe that caused the invites not to go out. That's probably it."

Dan Reads Comicshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03528865934578608640noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-46268264544563220032008-02-20T09:48:00.005-05:002008-12-10T12:35:14.242-05:00

Mystery Man Caught at Last?NEW YORK CITY - This dynamite action photo by ace photog Zach Snyder suggests that infamous vigilante "Rorschach" attacked NYPD SWAT officers during apprehension. Ever since declaring he would not retire from vigilantism several years ago (by leaving a note attached to a dead criminal at a local police station), following passage of the Keene Act, Rorschach has been a

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-25532099302095425242008-02-12T19:50:00.001-05:002008-12-10T12:35:14.415-05:00

Who Will be the American Hero?by Drew Bittner, BPD Media CorrespondentAs we know, the writers' strike in Hollywood may be coming to an end, but the wave of reality shows has just begun to crest.Case in point: American Hero.We've watched the last couple of weeks as teams of wild cards--aces and jokers--have taken on a series of grueling challenges. Some have been "dealt out" (such as early

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-65539375221273097552008-02-11T10:43:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:14.654-05:00

IVY TOWN - Rookie hero The Atom has sought treatment for a condition tentatively identified as "microphobia": the fear of tiny things. (This is not the same as "nanophobia," which is the fear of really tiny things, but is closely related.)"I started having, well, hallucinations when I was changing size," admitted the distraught hero. "It just isn't normal to see the things I was seeing. Floating

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-65561747516110392152008-02-11T10:40:00.000-05:002008-02-11T10:34:28.316-05:00

GOTHAM CITY - The Union of Goons and Henchmen (UGH) has announced a general walk-out starting tomorrow at midnight."We've been lobbying for better pay and working conditions for awhile now," said union organizer Stooge #4 (aka Pun, aka Sudoku, aka Tabby). "We have to put up with being given silly codenames and even sillier costumes, then have to pay into our own group insurance. You think the big

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-4912209890649590232008-01-31T13:37:00.000-05:002008-01-31T13:47:20.946-05:00

With the recent discovery that all blue eyed people are mutants, Henry Gyrich was seen at a recent event gleefully chuckling into his cell phone.Our crack reporter wasn't able to hear everything that was said, but he could make out "...House of M my patookus! There's more muties then ever now!..." and "...start the round up, we'll take them to Camp Hammond first thing in the morning..."Our

Natenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-18846073337325646952008-01-31T10:09:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:14.814-05:00

NEW YORK CITY - At a midtown press conference today, Spider-Man announced that he's as confused as anyone else about his recent bout of retcontinence."I thought there was something wrong a few years ago," the wallcrawler said. "Sort of like an itch you can't scratch, the feeling that something really terrible has happened. I had nightmares of clones, unmasking myself on live TV, fighting against

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-68941787129981950572008-01-31T09:29:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:14.977-05:00

HACKENSACK, NJ - The Hackensack Board of Education suggested adopting a new "Parasol Curriculum" in order to keep up with other, more progressive educational institutions. This curriculum relies heavily upon identifying metahuman students at an early age, pushing them to develop their abilities as children, and then using these children as weapons for the benefit of society."We know these kids

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-61513241244269480512008-01-30T10:19:00.001-05:002008-12-10T12:35:15.241-05:00

NEW YORK - The superheroine Void, most recently associated with the WildCATs, today revealed that the near-future apocalypse dubbed "Armageddon" was her idea of a joke. Showing a future where an invasion of superhumans annihilated humanity and left Earth a smoking ruin was supposedly her way of saying "hi" to her new colleagues in the superhero community.It backfired spectacularly."It took on a

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-88265761221846577742008-01-03T14:10:00.000-05:002008-01-03T14:12:02.557-05:00

Hey everyone!We took some time off, as you can see, but our batteries are recharged and we'll be back to provide all of you with wholesome BPD goodness in 2008.Hope you're all doing great out there in blogland and will be coming back soon and often to our little corner of the interwebthing.best,Your Faithful BPD Regulars

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-25155598167292281982007-12-17T13:00:00.001-05:002007-12-17T13:27:33.751-05:00

SUPER POWERED NEWS BITESThe Shanti Virus CuredSenior Health Correspondent Kat Bittner has uncovered news of a cure for Shanti virus and it's name is Nathan Petrelli. Clinical trials show that exposing infected males to Petrelli results in:Pantywaist looks of confusionDewy eyes with trembling lower lipFierce Guy-Love man hugs andComplete reversal of all idiotic behaviorHowever, Petrelli has not

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-24852035399949599282007-12-17T13:00:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:15.522-05:00

Although we have tried our usual channels, we have been unable to establish contact with The Question for the past two weeks. However, an email was left for us in a very unconventional manner by a person who is clearly NOT our regular columnist--yet signs the email "The Question."An impostor? A fraud? Let's just say that the circumstances are awfully persuasive.Dear Question,My Barbie dolls were

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-59693260938973281332007-12-10T09:17:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:15.815-05:00

IVY TOWN - Local reporters were abuzz this past week with the arrival of Wonder Woman to this quiet college town. Was she visiting to enjoy this bastion of academia, or was there more going on than meets the eye?"She was spending a lot of time with our hometown hero, the Atom," said Mavis Carter, local grocery store manager and gossip. "They seemed close, if you get my meaning. I even heard she

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-87833770069838975082007-12-10T02:34:00.000-05:002007-12-10T13:15:24.982-05:00

Marc Guggenheim was good enough to give us the inside word on a LOT of stuff--so here is part two of Kat Bittner's interview, wherein she discusses his other comic book work, including stuff coming soon!BPD: Given in your infamous run in the "Vendetta" storyline with Wolverine surviving a ground zero detonation from Nitro not to mention a plane crash and a thousand foot free fall-- you don’t seem

Kathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01949238061898678497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-22266564244914167602007-12-03T14:00:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:15.997-05:00

SUPER POWERED NEWS BITESThe Real Shanti VirusSenior Health Correspondent Kat Bittner has uncovered the origin of the Shanti virus. Patient Zero was not Shanti Suresh as previously conjectured. The true origin of the virus is none-other-than her younger brother Mohinder.Upon further investigation [as shown in last week's installment of Heroes A Documentary] meta-humans [see extraordinary abilities

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-66135702326294927992007-12-03T13:59:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:16.552-05:00

Emerging from a, double parked, Delorian Senior Time Travel Correspondent Kat Bittner delivered the transcript of a future interview she'd done/will do with Senior Alien Invasion Recovery Correspondent Marc Guggenheim on his post-apocalyptic docudrama Resurrection. BPD: Tell us about Resurrection. MG: I love science fiction and alien invasion movies like The Day the Earth Stood Still,

Kathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01949238061898678497noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-79732443297735523782007-12-01T16:45:00.000-05:002007-12-03T13:52:56.546-05:00

Wondering why we haven't had an Alien Invasion lately? Marc Guggenheim answers this and other earth-titling questions in an interview with our own Kat Bittner, crack reporter. Check it out on Monday.Don't believe it's a real interview? Head on over to Marc's site and ask him yourself. Now don't you feel bad for doubting us?

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-3308342618236274832007-11-26T12:01:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:17.073-05:00

SUPER POWERED NEWS BITESRorschach NotesIn response to The Question's recent popularity with BPD fans Rorschach sends the following encoded, missive:"Sage. *hurm* I control the internets. Remember to forget that. *hm* You smell nice."Cancellation Of "Good Books" Down To Smackhead GripesConfused over the cancellation of stellar books like American Virgin and Welcome to Tranquility, Bugle's Planet

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-17714180808275884402007-11-26T12:00:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:17.287-05:00

BPD WORLD HQ - Continuing our commitment to bringing you ‘the new hotness,’ we're happy to present the Second BPD Guest Shot Contest. Starting today and ending Monday, December 10th, we're opening the mailbag to submissions. Send us your best Bugle’s Planet style post. We'll choose the top two and post them on the site on Monday, December 17th.This time around, we're not only presenting the #1

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-36392089018169951282007-11-19T14:45:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:17.605-05:00

The Gauntlet Thrown Down?The comments section of Ask the Question received an intriguing entry yesterday-- our man Q verified several key points of information and authored a response this morning.Without further ado... We both know, why inform others? said...Mr. Sage.I find your investigations... effective. Perhaps TOO effective. As we both despise unneeded bloodshed, it would be for the best if

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-11060267054887601222007-11-19T09:24:00.000-05:002007-11-19T14:40:06.236-05:00

There WILL be a bonus update this week, friends and neighbors. We're digging through a clandestine tangle that'd make Jason Bourne's head swim, but there's a light at the end of the tunnel (and we hope it's not a Boom Tube).There's info on HIGHWAYMEN and a mysterious PROGRAMME in our hands. Cryptographers have cracked the first layer of encryption and are working on what they're calling "the deep

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-38267202714401947832007-11-12T15:00:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:17.865-05:00

SUPER POWERED NEWS BITESPrime On Outs With EMOtionsA class action suit filed against SuperMan-boy-Prime by the Emo Community claims Prime is "not dealing with sadness, love or angst. He's just really pissed off." In a recent press conference Sweet Sally, spokesman for I.AM.EMO.but.slightly.Goth (I.A.E.B.S.G), has expressed his intense moodiness and confusion over Prime's behavior. "Don't throw

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-50192188315865943932007-11-12T14:59:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:18.144-05:00

You wanted it, you got it!We're back with Hub City's own mystery man, ready and able to tackle your problems in his own, um... well, he does what he does and things happen, you know?And now, time to open the mailbag and ASK THE QUESTION!Worried in Wilmington asks...Do you Have any advicE for a first time investor in today's shifting Long term investment environment? If Positive Merits could bE

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-54641974139643720592007-11-05T12:00:00.001-05:002008-12-10T12:35:18.247-05:00

We're back, black and in control. Alright, not all of us are black—only about 40% but that's highly competitive in today's market—we are back and definitely in control. Starting now BPD will be overhaulin' for a much more enjoyable read. Big thing, we'll only be posting on Mondays.Today we're introducing BPD Express our weekly, news bites column. What's so great about it? Well, it's much faster

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-48140938557761895382007-11-05T12:00:00.000-05:002007-11-05T23:38:47.356-05:00

SUPER POWERED NEWS BITESZombie PersecutionThe entire subculture known as Zombies has filed for a restraining order against Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams and The Coyote Kid, under claims of persecution. "What's so wrong with wanting brains." says Zeeeedddd leader of P.E.T.Z (People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies.) "Most of you aren't using them anyway."* The Things That Change Boys To

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-33047838396655564622007-11-05T11:59:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:18.775-05:00

SMALLVILLE (BPD) - Like most teenagers, Supergirl wanted a part time job. Unlike most, doing homework and saving the day leaves very little extra time. As a result, the girl got creative."I was watching Black Canary swing around a lamp-post and Omigod! It just hit me. I could strip! Minimal hours, high income and homework between sets. Don't look at me like that. Judging by most of our costumes

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-26132718329628633852007-11-05T10:45:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:18.994-05:00

Shining Knight... or Sword-Wielding Supervillain?BPD WORLD HQ - A new figure is getting media buzz, but is he hero or villain?Armed with "ghost steel" armor and sword, we aren't sure... but we have an image of him for you superpeople-watchers out there.Stay tuned for more info. Artwork copyright Tor Books, all rights reserved

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-54594699520693132602007-10-30T17:30:00.000-05:002007-10-30T17:33:26.433-05:00

Look for the Return of BPD on Monday!Make sure to get your requests and suggestions in this week...Oh, and start writing those articles because the Guest Shot Contest is making a comeback.

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-7038093256745313972007-10-25T07:49:00.000-05:002007-10-25T11:15:55.146-05:00

BPD is getting strange rumblings of activity in Neo Orleans. A pair of retired couriers is on the trail of one Grace Anderson--and the CIA is apparently trailing them. Reporters Marc Bernadin and Adam Freeman are covering the situation, with photographer Lee Garbett providing the pictures. Of course, BPD will be offering its own take on the situation in days to come.In other news, old weapons

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-12211125456255499712007-10-24T07:56:00.000-05:002007-10-24T08:35:41.921-05:00

If you've turned on the news any time in the last 72 hours, you've seen that southern California has been ravaged by wildfires. The area in and around San Diego has been among those hardest-hit.BPD was very glad to receive email from WildStorm yesterday, indicating that they are in the office. We don't know if the staff of WildStorm (or any of the other comics businesses in the region) is in any

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-84405862133844262812007-10-17T14:28:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:19.589-05:00

BPD is looking for your comments and suggestions on the blog; what you love, what you hate and what you'd like to see more of. Chime in at will! Your comments will shape the new Bugle's Planet Daily.

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-74135810329271540752007-10-15T12:19:00.000-05:002007-10-15T12:39:24.889-05:00

Hey everyone,The editors of Ye Olde BPD are getting together to discuss where we are and where we want to be with this page of ours.There have been some hurdles and challenges bringing you... well, what we bring you. A few of you have given feedback—which we love and appreciate—but now we're at sort of a crossroads and need to know what you'd like to see or see more of.Let us know what you like:

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-41474977353354411602007-10-10T12:30:00.001-05:002008-12-10T12:35:19.981-05:00

BREAKING NEWS - BPD has unearthed a troubling conspiracy to conceal the aftermath of superhero battles.The question was first hinted at by meta-journalist Garth Ennis in his scathing documentary The Boys, an expose of the seamier side of 'herodom' and poser of the question: After a major superhero dust-up, why are there no casualties?Oh sure, one of the Hulks (he or She-) might lose it and bring

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-2922257381125169482007-10-10T12:30:00.000-05:002007-10-10T11:23:59.972-05:00

A new option for supervillains to consider during open enrollment season has been unveiled: New Beginnings Insurance. See the vidcast here. (or watch below)Unlike other insurance plans that only covered lengthy hospital stays for the supervillain set, New Beginnings Insurance offers an array of flexible options. The Basic Option covers you, the supervillain, when:- Acme products do not work as

Kathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01949238061898678497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-51644458466222011332007-10-05T10:30:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:20.219-05:00

Going "Low-Tech" Doesn't Pay for Armored AvengerNEW YORK CITY - In a cruel twist of fate, Tony Stark lost the keys to his latest suit of armor. "It's been shown over and over again that even the most sophisticated tech can be hacked," Stark explained at SHIELD HQ earlier today. "My newest suit incorporated a key lock as part of its security... and it seems that I have lost the key."Coming on the

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-73765599082639939652007-10-05T01:36:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:20.749-05:00

Well, we held off as long as we could, but it's time for a new round of ASK THE QUESTION! Hub City's favorite vigilante/conspiracy theorist is back to solve your problems his way. Buckle your seats, readers, as we open the mailbag...ANONYMOUS ASKS: Mr. Sage(?)What is going on with the Weekly World News closing down? I am worried some goverment conspiracy closed down one of the last honest news

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-22058037676472231352007-10-03T12:00:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:21.420-05:00

Visit Superman's Homeworld!RAO SYSTEM - Sure, it's mostly a ring of highly radioactive debris around a middling red sun, but c'mon! This is Krypton, the homeworld of Superman himself! Not to mention the possibility of finding trinkets that survived the planet's spectacular end. Does anyone remember the Eradicator? The bottle city of Kandor? Both of them survived Krypton's explosive finale--who

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-64324410716702098152007-10-01T10:45:00.001-05:002008-12-10T12:35:21.672-05:00

Cartoon Mainstay Deeply Concerned About Mortality, Converts to KabbalahHOLLYWOOD - MGM cartoon star Tom of "Tom and Jerry" fame is apparently on his eighth life, following a traffic accident in downtown Hollywood. Recuperating at Cedars-Sinai Hospital, the feline said through a spokesperson that he only has nine lives and this brings him unhappily closer to the Big Litterbox in the Sky.For that

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-12333805974264565402007-10-01T10:45:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:21.968-05:00

News Of The Weird:Presented by BPDLAS VEGAS, NV – Arnold Napalm was the victim of a Mammicular Homicide when he was accidentally asphyxiated between two women outside a plastic surgeon's office. The women, old high school friends, were both scheduled for breast augmentation check-ups but hadn't realized they were seeing the same doctor. They squealed, ran towards each other and sandwiched, the

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-91122648406689207182007-09-28T10:00:00.001-05:002008-12-10T12:35:22.626-05:00

Part of Seeing Redd WeekFreedom!After missing Network TV's entire premiere week (yes, sadly, Heroes too) BPD reached the breaking point. We started suffering symptoms of pop culture withdrawal, which included scrambling for back issues of PEOPLE, US and OK! (okaaay) After all, the only programs and activities Redd—Queen of all BPD, wicked be her name, long may the blood red flag fly to her glory

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-5374019126094259902007-09-28T10:00:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:23.286-05:00

Part of Seeing Redd Week"Egghead" Children Caused by Breakfast Food?BPD WORLD HQ - Children in the Oolong County school system are being tested for side effects, following shocking hyper cephalic development among those students who took part in the "Big Breakfast, Big Day" program. [see Chang Tzu: The Incredible, Edible Egg] The affected children all consumed breakfast sandwiches made from the

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-2766921711030478022007-09-26T10:00:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:23.782-05:00

Part of Seeing Redd WeekBPD WORLD HQ/WONDERLAND - In The Looking Glass Wars saga, Frank Beddor reveals the truth behind the strange odyssey of Princess Alyss Heart.Now we know Alyss fled Wonderland after the deaths of her entire family in an “off with their heads” coup by her malicious aunt Redd—Queen of all BPD. May the flag fly to her glory, et cetera, et cetera... After a harrowing escape,

Kathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01949238061898678497noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-86193097642088188572007-09-26T09:59:00.000-05:002007-11-12T23:05:10.492-05:00

Part of Seeing Redd WeekOOLONG ISLAND - An unknown squad of "benevolent" scientists has donated Chung Zhu (aka Egg Fu) to the Oolong County School Board's 'Big Breakfast, Big Day' program. Tzu's threats went unheard as Commissioner Demi Albumen contemplated the myriad ways he would enrich her pet project. "Not only will Chung Chang—um, Ching-Ching-Chan...er, Chu Tzu. Ahhh--Egg Fu?"Albumen placed

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-75447238979444778132007-09-26T01:19:00.000-05:002007-11-12T23:03:23.998-05:00

Part of Seeing Redd Week When we contacted Frank Beddor, we knew there would be risks in opening the door to Wonderland. We never expected anything like this. We were under siege for seventy-two hours by a force of creatures formed from Black Imagination. Their banners proclaimed them Redd's Dreads, an advance force from Wonderland. They have taken over BPD in order to disseminate their

Diaboliquenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-71558855835586860122007-09-24T01:16:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:24.101-05:00

Part of Seeing Redd WeekBy Daniel Palacio,BPD Media Critic and Grouchy Old ManTonight, Comedy Central will premiere its roast of The Joker, taped last week in Gotham City. The festivities were hosted by pop culture icon Mark Hamill, who opened the show by pondering why they were honoring "a man who killed more people than Phil Spector". Celebrity roasters included Adam West, Harley Quinn, and

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-20448798860636120652007-09-21T12:29:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:24.375-05:00

Preview to Seeing Redd WeekTelegram from BPD Puddle Network Contacted Frank Beddor [STOP]Didn't take proper precautions [STOP]We never expected anything like this [STOP]Redd's Wonderland contingent formidable [STOP]Hostile takeover imminent [STOP]Propaganda unstoppable [STOP]Battle all but lost...END TRANSMISSIONIllustration of Redd by Brian Flora. Courtesy or Frank Beddor

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By Guest CorrespondentGyuss BaaltarSan Francisco, CA (DP)-- Titans Tower has become the center of a zoning dispute in the San Francisco bay neighborhood.Slade Wilson, a retired veteran, recently purchased a condo with a water view and raised the issue of Titans Tower with his home owners association. "Just look at that thing," says Slade, "It's a monstrosity. Instead of enjoying sunsets, I'm

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-81020130477671628762007-09-19T10:45:00.001-05:002008-12-10T12:35:24.632-05:00

Metropolis Photographer StubbornlyRefuses to Submit to Tragic DestinyBPD WORLD HQ - Defying insistent pronouncements from the Oracular Sayings Office of DC News Worldwide, Jimmy Olsen (photographer and cub reporter for the Metropolis Daily Planet) is still not dead."'Jimmy Olsen must die,' yeah, I've heard it, blah blah blah," Olsen muttered. "So where's the killing? Where's the peril? I'm busy

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-24017939074813889052007-09-19T10:45:00.000-05:002007-09-19T12:06:06.018-05:00

"Look at me. I'm absolutely irresistible.You're thinking about eating me right now."NYE COUNTY, NEVADA - It has long been thought the Spanish Fly, an emerald-green beetle in the family Meloidae, was a powerful aphrodisiac, but new studies show it is actually the insect's green color and not its chemical make-up that turns up the heat.Spiritualist agree as green is the color of the heart chakra

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-76475171054667147512007-09-17T11:08:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:24.805-05:00

METROPOLIS - At a press conference today, youthful supervillain Superboy-Prime insisted he had been framed for crimes against humanity and murder."I never knocked Pantha's head off," he insisted. "That was cooked up on somebody's computer. I hit her, sure, but it was clearly Cyborg [Vic Stone] who decapitated her. Yeah, I did rip off Risk's arm but that was an accident. I'm sure he could regrow

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-68207250021364639102007-09-14T09:37:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:24.833-05:00

BPD WORLD HQ - Things have gotten mad hectic around these parts. Not only are we dodging the floating trans-dimensional riffs plaguing our offices but: Drew's writing his first novel while editing an OGN, I'm editing several novels—amongst other projects *heh heh heh*, Kat is muse to a popular illustrator with an upcoming DKNY line (shhhh!), Martin is protecting superheroes from Secret Identity

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-45120381139597980862007-09-12T00:48:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:25.053-05:00

NEW YORK - J. Jonah Jameson and Spider-Man, also known as Peter Parker, have decided to settle their dispute in a charity boxing match. The match is being organized by Night Thrasher of the New Warriors, who promises that there will be no SHIELD intervention, and Vince McMahon, chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment, who has secured PayPerView rights."Jameson will be given pre-selected

Jon Hexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13599387638866026637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-69354172436801976912007-09-12T00:46:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:25.206-05:00

BPD WORLD HEADQUARTERS - Late breaking news! The famous robot heroes known as the Metal Men have been recycled."It was a difficult decision--I mean, these guys are my friends," said creator Will "Doc" Magnus at his laboratory. "But I took a real beating in the stock market and hey, gold is gold!"With the market for precious metals taking an upturn in a turbulent economy, the decision may have

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-17286472345968074682007-09-10T09:45:00.001-05:002008-12-10T12:35:25.734-05:00

SAYS JAMESON CREATED A "HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT"NEW YORK - In what should be a landmark civil suit, Spider-Man, otherwise known as Peter Parker, has decided to countersue his former Daily Bugle employer, J. Jonah Jameson, for harassment. Parker asserts that working for a newspaper that regularly defamed his alter ego took a toll on him. Jameson started the legal battle when he initiated a suit

Jon Hexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13599387638866026637noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-60635402169582562472007-09-10T09:45:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:35:26.200-05:00

Blue "Little People" Saved,Old Wizard FrustratedNAMELESS MEDIEVAL FOREST - Due to conservationist intervention and strict habitat control, the Smurfs are officially off the endangered species list. With a population of more than a hundred, the creatures--with their distinctive blue skin, white caps and height of "no more than three apples tall"--were on the verge of extinction less than twenty

Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12009326285717799071noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-849160440056739332007-09-07T12:20:00.001-05:002008-12-10T12:35:26.921-05:00

NEW YORK, NY - Due to his recent attacks on Manhattan and his vendetta against America's foremost heroes, the Hulk has been officially downgraded from "Incredible" to the more fitting "Irascible.""We felt it was justified, changing to 'The Irascible Hulk,'" said Marvel News Group editor-in-chief Joe Quesada. "His actions have been pretty cranky. I have news footage of him kicking a puppy, for

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Throughout the known universes the Shadow of The Bat is one of the toughest burdens to shed. For one Matrix superstar it's been utterly debilitating.It all started with a story reporting Neo, nee Thomas Anderson, botched scores of attempts to save Zion. His primary dissenter, The Architect, exposed this scandal in a series of didactic meanderings so nonsensical BPD has had to paraphrase them for

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ASGARD, OK - In the early hours of Sunday morning, Thor's chariot trampled Rainbow Brite's horse Starlite in the most tragic of enchanted goat/horse collisions.Brite, 23, was thrown from Starlite and received multiple fractures and contusions before coming to rest at the bottom of the Rainbow Bridge. Starlite was not so lucky.Authorities at the scene described the Thunder God as "highly

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Welcome to the first installment of a new feature, DEEP DARK SECRETS. We broke news of Doomsday's real name here some time ago, and that triggered... well, something. All of a sudden, people are coming out of the woodwork to give us super-gossip.We'll start with a deep dark secret about one of the universe's most feared tyrants: the legendary New God known as Darkseid.We found archival photos of

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Okay, so we didn't post anything new. Instead, your editorial group and contributor Devon had a great day in Alexandria. We can recommend Ted's Montana Grill, for those of you in the area.In BPD news, there was only a single fax on our machine over the weekend. Uatu the Watcher (not to be confused with Utah the State) said:Dear BPD gang,Just to let you know, this weekend I'll be watching babes

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NEW YORK (BPD) Flash-in-the-Pan Entertainment announced its latest celebrity boxing event in a colorful press conference on Monday. Rick Jones, former sidekick to the Hulk, Captain America and Captain Marvel I, faces off against former Justice League of America sidekick Snapper Carr. The event undercard features former Green Lantern sidekick, Thomas "Pieface" Kalmaku versus Dr. Stephen Strange's

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The Maiden and the Monster!BPD WORLD HQ - One is tall, redheaded and voluptuous, with muscles strong enough to shatter bricks. The other is scrawny, with shaggy black hair, a maniacal grin and a torn-open belly full of magic green bile. Oh, and he's undead to boot.Heroine and villain, they couldn't have less in common. And yet--could it be they're related?It appears to be true.BPD has learned

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BPD is happy to present articles from Daniel Palacio, winner of the BPD GUEST SHOT! Contest; and Gyuss Baaltar, the runner-up. The contest was an open call for submissions and we're blown away by the results.Daniel and Gyuss did a great job! But now it's up to you, the readers. What do you think of our rookie meta-journalists?Let us know! We'd like to hear from you and we're sure they'd love the

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By Guest CorrespondentDaniel PalacioBPD GUEST SHOT! WINNERNEW YORK, NY – (Westchester County) Newly-hired WWOR meteorologist Chip Chipperson was indefinitely removed from weather duties, on the 6 o' clock news, yesterday after a lengthy, profanity-laden diatribe on Sunday evening's newscast—where he blamed that day's freak thunderstorms on a mysterious African-American woman whom he described as

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By Guest CorrespondentGyuss BaaltarBPD GUEST SHOT! RUNNER-UPPORTSMOUTH CITY, OR – An increase in reported cases of Retcontinence has alarmed a number of professionals representing the American Psychological Association. In the Pacific Northwest, Dr. Pieter Cross has diagnosed the dissociative disorder in 8 cases this week, seeming to confirm suspicions that the cyclical disease is again peaking

Sherinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11338581645932114263noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2268801010023357375.post-939436138685256312007-08-27T09:25:00.001-05:002008-12-10T12:35:30.852-05:00

Today the Bugle's Planet remembers Tarik Andre, who loved comics, anime, martial arts and Van Gogh—even more than his big sister. This is a celebration of what would have been his 26th birthday. I would have forgotten and called late and sung horribly; and he still would've thought I was great. But no. He was the amazing one.This blog would've made him so proud. He'd have known exactly how to

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By Mutant Affairs CorrespondentMike CareyThere’s a lot of talk about omega-level mutants, and you probably have a friend or a family member who claims to be one. Or maybe, who used to claim to be one before the mind-numbing cosmic tragedy known as the Decimation. Maybe you even suspect that your own mutation puts you in that elite and special club.But what does “omega-level” mean? Really? Does it

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GENEVA, (BPD) - Scientists attending the World Scientific Conference on Interdimensional Theory and Mechanics presented results of a study that has determined that Alternate Universe Evil Duplicates are not as tough as their good counterparts. The study, which included anti-matter universes as well as alternate dimensions, was conducted jointly by S.T.A.R Labs, Lexcorp, Stark Enterprises, Roxxon

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