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Scott Pilgrim sought and found

Jan 31, 2008

Gossip interlude: Blue Eyed People Must Register


With the recent discovery that all blue eyed people are mutants, Henry Gyrich was seen at a recent event gleefully chuckling into his cell phone.

Our crack reporter wasn't able to hear everything that was said, but he could make out "...House of M my patookus! There's more muties then ever now!..." and "...start the round up, we'll take them to Camp Hammond first thing in the morning..."

Our snoops want to know, what are you hiding behind those sunglasses Agent Gyrich? The world needs to know

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