That would the symbol for the conjoined version of Mal Duncan and Firestorm after the Zeta Beam accident...
Caution: This post must be read in an As-Seen-On-TV style, or if you prefer, try 1950's Television Announcer.
Lex! Luthor! Unleashes The, unbeatable, MinoriBeam®! Alabaster Folks Git Scarit!
Angry over lack of support for his new blackness, Lex Luthor created the MinoriBeam®! beam beam beam. Experience the slings and arrows of melanin enriched life! Lex Luthor says now!
You didn't know? You better ask somebody. Super—heroes and villains, everywhere are turning up colored: Lois Lane, The Punisher, Kingpin, Catwoman, Superboy-Prime prime prime prime.
Prime says "..And then I woke up Chinese." Vixen says "You're not Chinese. You're Japanese." It doesn't matter! He's been hit by the MinoriBeam®! beam beam beam.
Luthor calls it wicked, wacky fun! Booster Gold turns up Indian. Can't stop singing and dancing. Takes tech-support calls during battle! He's been hit by the MinoriBeam®! beam beam beam.
But wait! No one is safe. Even those who check 'other' on government forms are being affected. During a tussle with Superboy-Prime, Vixen, of the JLA, caught a ricochet off his pseudo-Monitor suit. Now she's Maori or Samoan. We can't quite tell!
Storm, of the X-Men, has never 'acted black.' She now says things like 'Jive Turkey' and 'Wuzzup little bitches!'
Couldn't tell Jubilee was Asian? You can now! She's been hit by the MinoriBeam®! beam beam beam.
Prime says "I can't stop eating Dim Sum!" Vixen says "That's sushi you idiot!" IT DOESN'T MATTER! They've been hit by the MinoriBeam®! beam beam beam.
[*feminine discomfort voice*]
The Minoribeam! Now in an exciting line of T-shirts!
Five Fantastic Flavors Featuring:
Black - Don't Clutch Yo' Purse Lady! I've Just Been Hit By The MinoriBeam®.
Cream - I Can't Do Your Taxes! I'm A Victim of The MinoriBeam®.
Brown - I'm Not Your Gardner! I Got Roshambo'd By The MinoriBeam®.
Red - Me No Whumpum' Squaw! It Was The MinoriBeam®.
Yellow - My Eyes No Do This Naturarree! I've Been Hit By The MinoriBeam®.
Protect yourself from arrest today!
* IMAGES LEFT TO RIGHT: Vixen, Superboy-Prime, Punisher, Lois Lane, Kingpin, Catwoman, Lex Luthor, Jubilee
SPECIAL THANKS TO: The Absorbascon and Chris's Invincible Super-Blog for the linked blog entries
This advertisement made possible by a grant from: JAMES 'Why Yes, That Is My Real Name' RAMBO and KATHERINE 'More Stylish Than Jackie-O' BITTNER