If the combined comic book universes had their equivalent of The Onion, this would be it. The BDP can be a bit hit and miss in its humor, but when it's on, it's on. The perfect tonic for those who take their funnybooks too seriously.
The comments section of Ask the Question received an intriguing entry yesterday-- our man Q verified several key points of information and authored a response this morning.
Without further ado...
We both know, why inform others? said...
I find your investigations... effective. Perhaps TOO effective. As we both despise unneeded bloodshed, it would be for the best if you would, shall we say, redirect your attention, for a nominal fee.
Big things are coming, and we humans should form a united front.
We wouldn't want a certain photographer to find video of the Zaire incident, would we?
The Question replies:
An interesting overture, but we both know where I stand.
Zaire? A distraction (albeit a potentially *explosive* one, if you take my meaning) and only a tiny piece of a much bigger puzzle. But then again, you already know that. And the photographer? A hapless pawn, though even a pawn can get lucky now and then.
Ask your business partners about File 2179-J and payments made to Polaris Technologies. I haven't found your fingerprints on this yet...
BTW, that was you in Brussels yesterday. Visiting a Starbucks overseas? You know they're all wired into the Big Eye. Your seeming indiscretion is fascinating.
Humanity and a united front. Under whose control, I wonder?
A possible friend. said...
Polaris? You haven't deciphered that one yet? I am disappointed in you sir. Bigger things are afoot.
And YOU of all people should understand the Brussels incident.
Still, I applaud your work in the 51st Durlan crisis. I myself could not have done better. You will come to my side in this soon enough, I think, but if you had joined when we had a choice. I thought you would like Earth 3.14.
Question: Sometimes there is sense in professing ignorance, my friend. You've given yourself away on Polaris.
The Brussels incident implicates... well, it would not do to name them on a public forum, but the trail has been interesting to say the least. If you could see my expression...
And my thanks for your acknowledgement of the Durlan matter. You'd think they might learn. However, there are many loose ends to be tied off-- or snipped. Much left to be done. For is it not written, A is always A?
And Earth 3.14? Heh. I'm quite fond of pie. be seeing you,
Whew! A fascinating bit of verbal byplay between two shadowy characters, n'est-ce pas? And one more from the comment box...
A student of history said...
Mr. Sage As a prominent costumed vigilante what is your opinion on the recent exile of a number of prominent criminals to an isolated world?
I feel your opinion will greatly illuminate the matter.
The Question replies:
Interesting. Your awareness of these protocols invites further inquiry.
As to my opinion--it is a crime. True, every last individual exiled to this "isolated world" may be a sociopath and criminal, guilty of multiple transgressions, but their right to a day in court is a foundation of our nation's legal system. Summarily deporting them, regardless of whether they have been equipped with the means to survive or not, is injustice.
I continue to investigate the powers behind this gross miscarriage. At present, the byzantine manipulations extend to several places and my map grows complex.
I also cannot escape the feeling that time is of the essence. Something is coming--I suspect we approach a turning point. Things converge, strange anomalies appear to align.
My friend above knows some of what I suspect, I am sure, and may have his own counsel... but make no mistake. The removal of so many evildoers from the game board is no coincidence.
I will reveal what I learn at the appropriate time.
Until then, -Q
Okay, this is starting to freak us poor BPD'ers out a little bit. I've never seen The Question quite this intense.
He's notified BPD that he may be unavailable for the next week or so. If he cannot write in, we have a replacement standing by... and you've seen her in action in 52, Countdown and the Crime Bible miniseries. Let's just say that there's more Questions than we have answers!