BPD Classifieds, Week of August 17

Every now and then, people have to place ads.

They might have junk they want to sell off, they might be looking to rent out a place or to hire some help. Hey, even superfolk place ads!

Here is our inaugural Classified Ads page.


HELP WANTED

HENCHMEN- Exp a must. Refs req. Ability to take a joke essential. J, 515-555-HAHA


SECURITY- Signing bonus! Seeking qualified candidates to provide security at high-tech facility. Exc pay, flex hrs. Come to our job fair! HYDRA, 1 Cornwell Pl., New York NY.


COLLEGE STUDENTS WANTED for consumer product testing. Almost no chance of random mutation! Contact Human Test Subject Program, STAR Labs, Metropolis.



REAL ESTATE/SALE

SALEM CENTER, NY- 4 bdrm, 3 ba Dutch Colonial on beautiful property (1.9 acres), adjoining private school. Motivated! Asking $3.1M. Contact Westchester Exclusive Properties, xxx-555-HOME.


VEHICLES

FLYING/USED- one flying vehicle, four modules (each independently flyable); some wear and tear but working cond.; 298k mi. $216,500 or best offer. R. Richards c/o Baxter Bldg., NY NY


CUSTOM CAR- ltd production model, jet engine, hydrogen fuel cell powered, military-grade armor, upgrades. Blk/blk int. 115k mi. Xlnt cond. Asking $1M. Contact "B" c/o GCPD, Gotham City


DUNE BUGGY w/upgrades, as is. Not in working cond. Spider design. $150. Contact P. Parker c/o Daily Bugle, NY NY


CLOTHING

PANTS- XXXXL purple pants, ext. wear, torn knees. Collectible. Ask $350. Contact R. Jones, 212-555-RICK


ARMOR- as is, non-milgrade (2007), prototype. Working cond., req. maint. Asking $750k. Contact T. Stark, Stark Enterprises

WARDROBE- costumes and evening wear, all "like new" cond. Best offer. Contact J. VanDyne, Avengers Tower.

MISCELLANEOUS

GLOWING GREEN ROCK- Found in Metropolis, must sell immed. $50 or b/o. 319-555-2176